Today, small make up to tell you a joke, said is we xiao Ming, he tomorrowThe testBut is watching TV in the evening, xiao Ming mother was afraid to ask: have you finished the book?Have an exam tomorrow, xiao Ming is readily answer: mom, I finished watching.Xiao Ming mother will happy praise xiao Ming: good, tomorrow, then you must take an examination of well!Xiao Ming cried said: mom, I said, 'mom, I see, finished'.Everyone's the punchline, understanding is different also, small make up feel very funny, so share with everyone, well, usThe zodiacWhat's favorite joke is?Have a look at ourTaurus.

Learn the various ge is bright

When impoverished, learn ZhuGeLiangCao ship borrow arrow to borrow money.

Creditors have come to debt collection, to learn the various ge is bright empty to creditors.

By creditors to court, to learn the various ge is bright longzhong to defend yourself in debt.

Back the debt when he died, zhuge liang to the watch list list of debts, commitment to the afterlife again also.

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ZhuGeLiangChang what touch kind

ZhuGeLiangChang what look like?

His natural babyface, liked it very much.Have a model to prove: first emperor is not to explain the Baby...

Favorite step

Mother asked me to help him to cook, just give me the details of the cooking, she said:"Buy vegetables, trim vegetables for cooking, washing dishes, chopping vegetables, cooking, which one do you like best?"

Me: "eat food."

Girls' favorite is a cucumber

Apple said: girls like me, they all say my face is red apple.

Cherry said, girls like me, they all say oneself is cherry small mouth.

Cucumber said: girl is my favorite, they said I better than her boyfriend.

The movement of the evening

Yesterday, I go to a hospital for a medical examination before the work of the liver, the results come out, luckily nothing big 3 this world small 3 this world.

I came into the (hey, the zodiac/astro)

The husband I don't have the permission to enter the space, with several colleagues, friends have no access to QQ.