Today, small make up to tell you a joke, said is we xiao Ming, he tomorrowThe testBut is watching TV in the evening, xiao Ming mother was afraid to ask: have you finished the book?Have an exam tomorrow, xiao Ming is readily answer: mom, I finished watching.Xiao Ming mother will happy praise xiao Ming: good, tomorrow, then you must take an examination of well!Xiao Ming cried said: mom, I said, 'mom, I see, finished'.Everyone's the punchline, understanding is different also, small make up feel very funny, so share with everyone, well, usThe zodiacWhat's favorite joke is?Have a look at ourPisces.

Day 1: mosquitoes with mantis to peek at a womanTake a shower, mosquito proudly said: see, ten years ago I in her bosom, ding two now swollen so big;Mantis defy spirit, said what, I in ten years ago she split between the two legs of a knife, still in each monthbleeding……

2: the kangaroo and the frog to go whoring chicken, three under two kangaroo finished, listen to next door frog 123 hey all night!The 123 hey!Bag of sd rat envy, the next day, the kangaroo said: "wow!~ ~ the frog brother, you're great!."The frog say: "fuck, Lao tze night didn't jump on your bed!~ ~"

3: an elephant ask camel: "you of mi mi how long on her back?"Camels said: "dead, I'm not talking to long penis in the face of things!"Snake beside listen to the elephant and the camel dialogue after a horse laugh.The elephant twist a head to the snake said: "laugh fart!You face long on chicken chicken, no qualification!"

4, there is a poor scholar strenuously to study, just before his own door write couplet with self-excitation, top allied is: 'shut sleep grass play word, allied is:' lie teng foot fall to flute, horizontal batch: 'from the mandate of heaven ".One day, a henan people pass by here, see this pair of couplets is curious mind, with his revenge had read aloud: 'who fuck my butt eye son', 'I told him to get hurt...Yo, and horizontal batch!But this time he to read backwards: 'working tomorrow!'"

5: kindergarten teacher led the studentsswimming, the immodesty peep out a X hair, a student asked the teacher, that is what female teacher a cruel pull out its, said thread!

6:The little girlAlways toThe little boyShowing off his new toys. The little boy can't, so we have to take off pants to say this you never!The girl also take off pants to say my mother said that as long as have this, you that trick want how much have how much!

7: a row of prostitutes in street etc. Guest, saw, a weak old woman curious ask: what are you waiting for?Prostitutes didn't good the spirit of say: lollipops!Woman are queuing to join team such as sugar, the result was caught by the police, the police asked the old woman, tooth is lost you also do?Old lady smiled and said: I can lick!!!!!!(the zodiac/astro /)

8: the driver to send leaders attend the evening party, leading into the hall, the driver stopped preserved, the driver said I with leadership is a system, security said: chicken chicken and egg is also a system, the chicken chicken in, eggs can go in?