Today, small make up to tell you a joke, said is we xiao Ming, he tomorrowThe testBut is watching TV in the evening, xiao Ming mother was afraid to ask: have you finished the book?Have an exam tomorrow, xiao Ming is readily answer: mom, I finished watching.Xiao Ming mother will happy praise xiao Ming: good, tomorrow, then you must take an examination of well!Xiao Ming cried said: mom, I said, 'mom, I see, finished'.Everyone's the punchline, understanding is different also, small make up feel very funny, so share with everyone, well, usThe zodiacWhat's favorite joke is?Have a look at ourGemini.

1. One night in the outside after dinner to go home, go to a remote place, the light is dark, the corner of my eyes suddenly swept to a white shadow, jerking back nothing, but have always been able to see a white shadow with me.Dashing home found the white shadow and so scared.When washing a face, I just found out that...Canthus have a grain of rice.

2. In high school, female on duty just drag ground clean the classroom, boy kicked the ball back to trample dirty, the teacher in charge to see after the nu scold: "somebody else's female students had just finished off (drag), you guys ruined it!"

3. Now finally found, when hung over, always also...To learn computer, the Internet can't buy train ticket!Mathematics to learn, bad loans!Chemistry to learn, always eat the cooking oil!To learn communication engineering, buy an iPhone 4 s is always no signal!

4. A very fat lady asked zoo racecourse administrator: "when did you buy the camels?"Administrator politely replied: "miss, we this no camels.In fact you can see is a horse, playing last time is after you ride, becomes like this now ~ ~ ~"

5. Boyfriend looked up and down after his girlfriend, said: "I found that you recently..."After saying no, girlfriend interrupted him, shouted:" don't say that fat or fat!"Boyfriend nodded and said: "swollen!"(the zodiac/astro /)

6. Self-studyHave a classSeveral minutes hasn't come yet, the old class students secretly take out your mobile phone to play, at that time only heard a loud noise "bang!"Our old class open one feet kicked in the door, turned off the light, as a result, face reflective students are away...