Said to the children, the prominence of superstition in the New Year before hall more stick this four word, means a child without taboo, even said the unlucky words without obstruction.Also can be said to be cute or children speak language vivid, humorous to make the people laugh.Remember because your mouth is not outspoken, to grandpa's grandmother to blame?Now I think about it, whether to let you in the big city of concrete brick jungle, there is a deep sense of loss?Every time we open the yellowing, emerge the familiar and unfamiliar faces, whether you have the impulse to want to go home to see?

Aries

1, the two countries in the world: China and foreign countries.Another version: only three countries in the world: the countries, China and the country.

2, listen to father said transferring, think it is the man with the big crane were transferred to, very troublesome.

3, the TV people are upset stomachTo have children, once my stomach, tell mom, I want to have a baby, mother immediately fainted.

Taurus

1, once the adults told me to go to play soy sauce, found that there are some left in the bottle of soy sauce, I thought playing soy sauce is calculate by bottle (is calculate by jin), that I have lost, so drank with soy sauce.

2, always feel very strange, why countries do not print a lot of money to you, so you don't have money?

3, listen to the teacher said that the one horn of the red scarf is a red flag, surprised that need how many red flag, that's too waste.

Gemini

1, heard that peanut oil is peanut dregs, sesame sesame dregs, castor oil is castor squeeze out...thebabyOil is not...Think about the good terrorist.

2, have argued that the mailbox below has a magical exports, letter in after will be a strange wind to where to send.

3, seePeople get married, he asked dad why didn't youTo get married?

cancer

1, mother said I was trash pick, really worried mother will not to me, and for landfill has been deep feelings.

2, always thought that oneself grow up day by day, mom and dad are smaller day by day, when I grow up can take care of them, throwing a things are not willing to part with or use, the bottle fed father later.

3, not to mention...

Leo

1, always think the world is the turn around the I, everyone except me, is to cooperate with me finish my splendid life and came to the world.

2, when I was a child always think people all over the world in Beijing, and later heard that someone is XX, very surprised, originally have people outside Beijing.

3, the earth will one day be destroyed, and can prevent the destruction of the only I a person, but I will sacrifice price, has been thinking about I will not to sacrifice, the answer is for all mankind, I am willing to!

virgo

1, all the things are out of the fields,The childSon, too, who want a baby just to dig for it, people with disabilities is because when dug carelessly tackles the hands and feet.

2, every time want to stand at the side of the roadTo buy things, mom said: "private things cannot eat", has been put to "private" to"The dead", think that the dead will fromThe graveClimbing out of selling things, every time I see stall of the old lady make a detour.

3, found a book can't see anything clearly too close, the in the mind very nervous, feel the eyes out of the question, so he has been practicing close to see, finally myopia.

libra

1, always thought that the teacher is notHave a mealDon't have to poop, until one day I saw the teacher in poo, in utter amazement, very can't accept.

2, when I was a child have been think cartoons are real people, also is very low, why have so many beautiful long o.

3, when I was a child a person at home, want to watch cartoons, but the TV news, it is on and not in Taiwan, and so on the news of aunt said: "don't say, I'm going to watch cartoons", the later afraid aunt angry, turn off the TV.

Scorpio

1, used to think that only bad people will die, then know everyone will die, sad for a long time, cry for a whole day.

2, can always feel the soul from the body, don't know why I can only control their own bodies and cannot control other people.

3, good luck as an actor, died in a TV, later want to see, they arekillA television, last.

Sagittarius

1, heard the word "lover", asked his mother what does it mean, mother said that is a friend, then the second day go to the kindergarten and a guy said "you are my lover", huge cold.

2, while the hush to drink water, think it may have been urine.

3, has been thinking about, I'll not running this world if there were no problems

Capricorn

Mao Cai can 1, thought that the chairman is family name, they don't last name, MAO never chairman, low self-esteem for a long time.

2, see Amy sings very well, vevey singing is also very good to listen, think because of big mouth to sing good to listen, then pull your mouth every day.

3, found on third sister is readingThe toiletA lot of blood, feel very respect her, to die is so hard to read.

Aquarius:

1, firmly believe in the existence of this world have alien, each time a ears buzzing, was an alien signal is sent to me, you go to sleep at night to open the window, hope the aliens took me away.

2, my father said to me, a bottom a originally, I was born was cast into two on, therefore, low self-esteem for a long time.

3, listen to the radio said police's uncle caught a dozen sell silver, wonder why can't we sell silver, every time go all dare not wear silver necklace, afraid of uncle caught by the police.

Pisces

1, he was the moon princess, someday, they will be driving the spacecraft to the prescribed pick me back under the tree.

2, think top drawing pencil is the kind of pen, magic brush painting thought what color is what color, and painting over can also jump out to be true.(The constellation entertainment /astro/yule/)

3, think the bookstore is not make money, how much each book is printed on the above, also can't sell more.Sometimes bookstore discount, feel the boss is really good.