Enthusiasm of ram, the steadfast Taurus, changeful Gemini, sensitive cancer, fierce lion, picky virgo, libra, to hesitate keen Scorpio, free shooters, grasping the Capricorn, rational water bottles, dreamy Pisces...

1, Capricorn (Gregorian calendar January 19) dec 22 -

Story: one day, little scorpion scorpion and mother take to the streets to shopping.Was walking down the street, suddenlyIt rains.But they all didn't bring an umbrella.Mom took small scorpion scorpion by the hand and said: "run ah, it's raining!"The small scorpion scorpion said, "what's the hurry, the front is not also in the rain?"

2,Aquarius:(the Gregorian calendar on January 20 - February 18)

Story: a small bottle of bottle ask a mother: "why do you want to call sun yat-sen?Ancestors?Is your respectful name of the dead."Small bottles: "grandma died that we call is called ` milk 'first?"

3,Pisces(the Gregorian calendar on February 19 - March 20)

Story: dad told fish fish do not have enough to eat before often go hungry.After listening, fish fish eyes with tears, very sympathetic to ask: "oh, poor dad, are you because there is no food, just came to our house?"

4,Aries(Gregorian calendar March 21 - April 20)

Story: mother often told sheep sheep: "can't play on a swing when wearing skirts, otherwise, will be see by the little boy inside of small pants pants."One day, a lamb sample happily said to mother: "today the school game swing, I got the first.""Can't play on a swing is not tell you wear a skirt?"Lamb sample proud of say: "but I'm smart ah, mom!I took off my small pants pants to swing, so that they can't see my small pants pants!"

5,Taurus(Gregorian calendar April 21 - May 20)

Story: sell melon seller: "quick to buy watermelon!Not sweet don't money!"Niuniu: "wow!That's great!Boss, please give me a sweet watermelon!"

6,Gemini(the Gregorian calendar on May 21 - June 21)

Story: mother call little both get up: "hurry up, the cocks are called several times!"Small both said: "the rooster call don't call and I have what relation?I'm not a hen!"

7,cancer(Gregorian calendar June 22 - July 22)

Story: a small crab crab said to mother: "tonight I want to sleep with her mother!"Mother asked: "you are so big, should sleep by yourself!Don't you marry the daughter-in-law in the future, also and mother sleep together?Small crab crab: "well!"Mom: "that your daughter-in-law?"Small crab crab want to half a day, said: "let her sleep with my father!"Mom: "..."

Eight,Leo(Gregorian calendar July 23 - August 22)

Story: one day, the little lion lion with her mother to a birthday party.At the time of sushi, little lion lion asked: "why do we eat the sushi like ass?"They listened to face great change.Before mom speak, have parted the sushi little lion lion saw the inside of the bean paste filling, then asked: "look!It not only like ass, inside still have shit!"All the crazy crazy crazy vomit dizzy.

9,virgo(Gregorian calendar September 22nd August 23 -)

Story: little everywhere on the belly button is very curious, ask dad.So dad took the umbilical cords of fetal and maternal speak a lot.Finally said: "whenbabyAfter leaving the mother, the doctor took the umbilical cord, then hit a knot, then became a belly button."Small everywhere said: "why don't the doctor make a bow?"

10, day bottle (Gregorian calendar September 23 - October 22)

Story: dad every day for small said: "you don't go to todayGo to schoolLast night, your mother give you gave birth to two younger brother.You and the teacher say a words."Little every day, "dad, I and the teacher said only gave birth to a baby brother?Another, I want to leave the next week and when I don't want to go to school the teacher said."

11,Scorpio(the Gregorian calendar on October 23, on November 21)

Story: a small scorpion scorpion just want to sleep, let bitten by a mosquito word to a bite.He's afraid to catch mosquitoes how to also won't go away.There is no way, he pointed to the mosquito said: "you don't go, I go!"As he walked out of the room, and then shut the door of the conditions of say: "hum!I wouldn't have room to sleep tonight, do you starve to death!"

12,Sagittarius(the Gregorian calendar in November - December 21, 22) (The constellation entertainment /astro/yule/)

Story: a small shoot shoot asked my father: "why do you have some white hair?"Dad: "because you are not good, so my fatherDeveloping grey hair?"Small shoot shoot: "why grandpa are all white hair?"Dad:"......"