Today, small make up to tell you a joke, said is we xiao Ming, he tomorrowThe testBut is watching TV in the evening, xiao Ming mother was afraid to ask: have you finished the book?Have an exam tomorrow, xiao Ming is readily answer: mom, I finished watching.Xiao Ming mother will happy praise xiao Ming: good, tomorrow, then you must take an examination of well!Xiao Ming cried said: mom, I said, 'mom, I see, finished'.Everyone's the punchline, understanding is different also, small make up feel very funny, so share with everyone, well, usThe zodiacWhat's favorite joke is?Have a look at our Capricorn.

1, some people like "spicy hot bean pot" this dish.

Once, he on the restaurant and ordered a dish.But the waiter told him that this dish has been sold out."Really sold out?He was very disappointed to ask."Sir, really sold out.You see, Mr Last to sell to the table."The waiter replied.The man down the waiter's advice, he saw a very respectable gentleman sitting next to.Gentleman's dinner is eat about the same, but the "spicy hot bean pot" incredibly still full.Waste that people think the gentleman is very delicious, so he went to the gentleman, concerning the "spicy hot bean pot", politely ask: "you this also, Sir?"The gentleman shook his head very have poise.So the man immediately sat down and picked up the spoon gobble up.Aside, half down for a while, suddenly he found lying in the sand pot a tiny but long fur has been full of smallThe mouse.Nausea, the man spit the ate up all the winter powder all back to the sand pot.When his court at there, the gentleman looked at him with pity eyes, said: "it's disgusting?Just now I in the same way..."

2, "beg"

One day, the landlord is making a tour of the hall.To a beggar came near, and said, "the boss for a toothpick line?"The boss gave him a sent away.For a moment, and to a beggar, is also to a toothpick.The boss thought now why didn't the beggar begging to toothpicks instead?Also give him a sent went away, not too old, and to a beggar.The boss said to him: "you are to want a toothpick?"The beggar said: "a sick person, but I'm late step, are two beggars in front of the eat can eat all the soup was left now.Can you give me a straw?"

3, "vomit"

Eldest brother, second multiplicationTake a plane, second airsick, vomiting.A bag full of vomit and the boss had to take the bag, when he came back, found that all machines are constantly vomiting.Boss asked its reason, second said: "I see this bag also spit full, had to drink in half a bag, as a result, they all sick."

4, "save food" 　　

Even when I was a childHave a mealDishonest, a farmer to education me, said to me: 60 years of bitter ah, didn't eat for rice, to dig out nose excrement never throw.

5, ""To buy things》 　　

A man saw a shop on sale, and went in."What do you buy?"I want to buy dog food.""We have rules, you must prove that you have a dog.""Where there is such a rule?""This is discounted goods.Man and assistant grinding, assistant or don't agree to sell him.There is no way, man had to bring a dog home, bought dog food only.A few days later, the man went to the store to buy cat food."Give me two box of cat food.""We have rules, you must prove that you have a cat."Or the assistant, man again and she struggled along while, the results still had to go home and bring the cat just bought the cat food.Again a few days later, the man carried a dig a hole large carton came to the shop, find that salesman."What do you buy?"You put his hand into his and you know."Salesman reached inside: "what ah, sticky.""I want to buy two roll of toilet paper.

6, "drink phlegm"

Eldest brother and second go to the cinema and theatre to see the way two argue for the plot development, and bet.Boss pointed to the pendulum in front of a row of spittoon said: "the loser will drink a side of things."Unfortunately, the boss lost, so the boss drink a mouthful of lines on her brow.At the bottom of the two people then bet plot, this time, the second to lose.See middle child picked up a spittoon, plump plump even drank 15 big mouth.Eldest brother in utter amazement, admire pleasantly surprised, and said to the second "you are too great, incredibly can even drink 15 big mouth!"Second shook his head, "not that I want to drink, spit in the spittoon is too strong, I really bite!"

7, "chocolate"

Someone to go with friends to see his grandmother.When he was talking to my grandmother, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, eat peanuts all finished.When they leave, his friend to my grandmother said: "thank you for your peanuts" my grandmother replied: "oh! Well! Well! Since I after the tooth drop light, I can only suck the chocolate off 'em. Old, ahem...

8, "toilet paper"

Has a rich find the servant, the topic of the interview is onThe toilet, on the first few don't wash their hands after it came out, the rich so they sent away, only one wash their hands, made him so rich. But one day, the rich but found he did not wash their hands came out, rich asked him why?The servant replied: "I take the toilet paper today..."

9, the story of the pig blood cake

Have a young people especially like to eat pig blood cake, shopping, once found an old lady in the street selling pig blood cake, then bought a, feel before and after eat pig blood cake is different, then go back and find the old lady want to buy a again, but which the old lady said sold out, young people ask why so few, the old woman replied: only comes once a month, also a lot before, now old, and even fewer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10, the story of iron powder (the zodiac/astro)

There is a sell iron powder, because taste good always customers continuously.One day a guest to buy iron powder to eat in the evening, in the process, such as the man voice suddenly feel uncomfortable, cough a few one mouthful phlegm spit it out, at this moment the boss uncovers the of bone soup pot preparation spoonful of soup, this room is just spit in the pan.Two men looked at each other, don't make any noise.Then a peasant came also and buy iron powder to eat, when he saw the bone soup floating with the mouth sputum, he said to the boss, the boss we oil water shortage at ordinary times, the trouble of the oil slick in the soup for me?Thank you very much!The boss is still didn't say anything, just quickly put the sputum spoon in his mouth iron powder.