Today, small make up to tell you a joke, said is we xiao Ming, he tomorrowThe testBut is watching TV in the evening, xiao Ming mother was afraid to ask: have you finished the book?Have an exam tomorrow, xiao Ming is readily answer: mom, I finished watching.Xiao Ming mother will happy praise xiao Ming: good, tomorrow, then you must take an examination of well!Xiao Ming cried said: mom, I said, 'mom, I see, finished'.Everyone's the punchline, understanding is different also, small make up feel very funny, so share with everyone, well, usThe zodiacWhat's favorite joke is?Have a look at ourScorpio.

1. An old maid and old virginTo get married, for the pure, old maid top allied: one river and two mountain and 29 years nobody view.Two old virgin bottom allied: a gun play 28 years without resistance.Guangpi: fire fight tonight.

2. Bring his wife a three year old son work into the city to visit her husband.Evening * * when the son woke up and ask: dad, what are you doing?Dad replied: give your mom go?Son said: my mother zha NaFei oil?When the chief gave her add oil.

3. The evening there is a beautiful girl out of the shower didn't wear underwear only wore a white dress is cool under the tree, then a farmer just pass by, the farmer to see for a long time, said with a sigh: "what a pity, a such a nice white skirt, why want to make a black patch"

4. A hospital doing B to exceed check, a male staff to tell you that the color B in room 201, black and white in room 202 B, patients have to specify the room do check, at that time a woman is red the face walked over to staff a take off your pants, said: the doctor what you look at me this is B?...

5. Some male colleagues change lover phone note to 10086, after many times of emergency escape, then also follow suit.A day later, the man in front of his wife got a call from a lover for the first time, also deliberately let his wife looks showed: 10086.After watching, the wife immediately to the telephone, the phone is spoiledA womanA meal to scold and then scold her husband: "old niang stupid?You a unicom card 10086 to call you, visiting relatives.

6. Some male be hornet sting middle child, swollen like a bottle of bulky, when to go to the hospital treatment, the wife see the wound, find the doctor anxious and excited said: please, light pain, no swelling, please.

7. The old man because of overwork, finally dead tired the altogether in a 20-year-old girl's bed.People send elegiac couplet, top allied: naked, and into the skirt on the queen's crape myrtle pear flower quiver!Allied: bare, peony, the grass is green the old cow return!Guangpi: beast into death!The family asked forensic give a nice, cause of death as a horizontal batch forensic pages: comfortable dead.

8.Valentine's dayAfter the second day, there is a beautiful girl dizziness in the morning to the hospital to see a doctor.The doctor asked: why?Answer: yesterday evening ate 20 tablets.The doctor asked: why don't you follow directions?A: is a beautiful girl is according to the instructions medication, wrote on the instructions, one tablet

9. In order to * * * five years ago, bought a house for 400000 mistresses.Give mistresses 3000 dollars each month.This year broke up with mistresses, sold the house.Sell 1.2 million count down white play a mistress more than six years, finally has made 600000.Thank the people for the party.Thank you for the real estate business.The * * * is also a kind of investment.Was later wife know, the wife of a face to come over: why do you only one package

10. One man has an affair, his wife to unit, the unit leadership took her hand and earnest of say: "as long as a gun is in our hands, waste point bullets?Let alone play is your enemy!

11. (2) an egg shaped thing on karaoke, named miss one to accompany, to three hundred to one thousand, miss miss feel meet noble;Time. An egg shaped thing and later the young lady, miss more MaiJin, one thousand;The third point again later, said miss;"Never met you such a good man, where are you?"An egg shaped thing to say: 2 X X province county.The young lady shout: "I am countrymen!Do you come out?2 an egg shaped thing said, on a business trip, your mother give me three thousand dollars to you

12. Explosion ray zero composition entrance exams!Thesis topic "walk" : "eldest brother, play bai?!""How much is it?""200.""A cheap little bai?""150 packets of night, as usual?""Yes, go!

13. Men solution of selling Fried dough sticks the hands back, do not wash their hands will give women take Fried dough sticks.After being female customers perceive said: "don't you take me, let your daughter-in-law bring me!"After daughter-in-law bring her the Fried dough sticks, looked at the back of female customers away muttered: "hum!He didn't touched you too dirty, I touched a night last night...(the zodiac/astro /)

14. Leadership cross-examine wife derailed a few times!The wife feel ashamed to answer: "three times."Leadership is great anger: "three times?"Wife: "a time when you want to be a director, director disagree;Second you want to be a director, county magistrate disagree;Three times you want to be a county, the county 66 entrepreneurs representatives don't agree.