Today, small make up to tell you a joke, said is we xiao Ming, he tomorrowThe testBut is watching TV in the evening, xiao Ming mother was afraid to ask: have you finished the book?Have an exam tomorrow, xiao Ming is readily answer: mom, I finished watching.Xiao Ming mother will happy praise xiao Ming: good, tomorrow, then you must take an examination of well!Xiao Ming cried said: mom, I said, 'mom, I see, finished'.Everyone's the punchline, understanding is different also, small make up feel very funny, so share with everyone, well, usThe zodiacWhat's favorite joke is?Have a look at ourlibra.

1, the teacher family visit, asked the students: your family happiness?Student answered proudly: happiness!His father gave him a slap in the face "boy, who let you changed!"

2, a "car accessories factory" sign "a" word out Chinese character component becomes a "cow", a farmer saw muttered: this car with cattle, or at least should give birth to a tractor!

3, a farmer wanted Beijing day an door a long time, but only seen on the poster.N years later, finally is predestined friends the meet, but disappointed: fake!How to don't shine?

4, the gulfThe war, off the coast of float a old submarine, climbed out of a white hair old man asked: the end of the war?Others said, still playing!Old man sighed: damn shearer!

5, turtleThe mouseSay: "I work in a five-star hotel!"

"Crap"

"Really, just they put my againTake a showerTake water to do soup."

6, xiaoli: jack Bauer today, mum asked me to marry her!The mother casually asked: he has a permanent job?Xiao li wanted to mean to say: he is responsible for clean the blackboard in our class!

7, a doctor of the pipe was broken, he called a plumber to repair.

The plumber monkeying around for an hour, finally the pipe repaired, he handed the doctor a bill for $600.

"600 dollars!"The doctor said angrily: "I an hour when the doctor can not earn so much money!"(the zodiac/astro /)

"Yes."The plumber said quietly, "I when the doctor too."