Today, small make up to tell you a joke, said is we xiao Ming, he tomorrowThe testBut is watching TV in the evening, xiao Ming mother was afraid to ask: have you finished the book?Have an exam tomorrow, xiao Ming is readily answer: mom, I finished watching.Xiao Ming mother will happy praise xiao Ming: good, tomorrow, then you must take an examination of well!Xiao Ming cried said: mom, I said, 'mom, I see, finished'.Everyone's the punchline, understanding is different also, small make up feel very funny, so share with everyone, well, usThe zodiacWhat's favorite joke is?Have a look at ourAries.

1, super sick joke: just like the female teacher to spit downstairs, I ran past, just spit in my mouth, the phlegm sweet and smooth, I hurriedly praise: good phlegm!Good phlegm!!!!!The female teacher face a red, charming smile at me.Holding the hands of the textbook shy away."The teacher!Your phlegm!"The teacher again looking back a smile: "is your phlegm ~"

2, there is a rich people and find the topic of the interview is onThe toilet.Several finish and failed to wash their hands before it came out, the rich so they sent away.There is only one wash his hands, he left so rich.Rich but one day, only to find that he didn't wash their hands came out, the rich can ask him why?The servant replied: "I take toilet paper today......."

3, two people are watching a movie at the theater, and two people quarrel because of speculation that the murderer, finally bet said: who is wrong is the phlegm drink a trash can in the corner of the theater.Results both wrong, a looking a drag on the garbage can of sputum malicious, mouth hanging a large bunch of phlegm to b say to you, b is reluctant to put your head into a trash can, the along while didn't come up and ask what's the matter, b a: sputum too thick didn't bite...

4 written in protest to the warden, prisoners, the governor decided to interview him.The warden, "write this what paper do you use?"Prisoner: "the toilet paper."The warden went through once, ask: "what to write?"Prisoner: "shit."

5, one day, the school group outing.A greedy woman to the river to wash the dishes, found upstream melon seeds fall down, then pick up to eat.After a while, she saw a ground-up seeds of tuo excrement drifting down from upstream...

6. Our class a girl told a sick joke, said oneA woman, she put his hand into the throat, and tong, it's not easy Hui, initially didn't Hui, later Hui basin, she reaches into his bowl stirred again stir, fished out a piece of meat, and then she had a boy said: "there are bai 'I also eat."

7, a little girl, her sister-in-lawpregnancyUp to six months.Two people chat, girl: aunt, your belly is a little brother?Sister-in-law: yeah.Girl: how could heHave a mealAh?Aunt sister-in-law: she eat eat.Girl: my aunt, little brother full where is the toilet?Sister-in-law for help. After an hour..Aunt sister-in-law: good, go to the toilet.Girl secretly laugh, say: I not pregnant, shitHave loose bowelsIn how disgusting!

8, the psychiatrist asked the clinic for the first time the young woman: "you said you come to see me, because you for socks taste to make your family worried?"

"Yes," whispered the patient said, "I like wool socks."

"It is not normal."The doctor said, "many people prefer wool socks, this is my own."

"Really?"The patient cried joyfully, "do you like steamed or Fried?"

9, there is time, king minister asked a friend to home for dinner, minister wang home have a dog, see the guests came in dog will wag its tail to the guest;But when the guest dinner with the king minister, the dog has been stared at him, still keep shout...

Guests squirm asked king minister: "your dog so mean!"

See king cut in the minister's son, the younger brother: "no! It normally would not be so fierce! Just because you eat with its bowl, it will be so.

10, the day, the company staff xiao zhang suddenly abdominal pain, want to XieDaShou, but too a man go to the bathroom too stuffy, so go about colleagues xiao li, xiao li temporarily also don't want to go, zhang gave little Li Fa QQ wrote:

Brewing, excrement full meaning.Daily a squat, physically fit.

Xiao li went into a poem:

Although no desire, is willing to work with you.Shit is not out, e. korah.

Chamberlain was pleased, and then wrote:

There's brothers, appreciate runny nose.It is never too shit smelly, it serves to show Gao Yi.

Xiao li immediately back to a poem:

True, more less bothersome, hurry up, finish pull spirit.

Zhang has been working on a little, dry quickly, and as she replied: [the zodiac/astro)

Shit people worry, though, to suppress a fart ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ "poof ~ ~ ~" came here.